The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia's Romance: Part 2 (1998)

Glenn Taranto: Gomez Addams

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Quotes 

• [Gomez takes Morticia's hands as they look at each other affectionately] 

  Gomez Addams : I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim in the deepest ocean.

  [glances back at Vlad] 

  Gomez Addams : I'd go shopping in a mall!

  [Vlad is appalled, Morticia is flattered] 

  Gomez Addams : For Morticia.

• Morticia Addams : Children, I haven't seen you all day. Where have you been hiding yourselves?

  Pugsley Addams : I was burrowing a new tunnel.

  Wednesday Addams : And I was trying to seal him in.

  Gomez Addams : Our children, so productive.

• Ophelia : Gomez, I'm in love with your cousin, Itt.

  Gomez : You are?

  Ophelia : Now, tell me the truth, would it be okay if I totally humiliated you by backing out of the marriage and dating your cousin?

  Gomez : Oh, please, humiliate me. I give you my blessing. And my future's children's blessing. And their children's blessing. And their children's children's blessing.

• Morticia : Oh Gomez, how can I marry Vlad when I'm in love with you?

  Gomez : How can I marry Ophelia when all I want to do is chop off her head and use it as a rugby ball?

• Ophelia : Gomez, you better be nice to me, your cousin just might steal me away.

  Gomez : [hopeful]  Really?

  Griselda : Don't worry, Gomez, I'll see to it that you and Ophelia get married if it's the last thing I do

  [laughs hysterically]