- Morticia Addams: Oh, Gomez, I love it when you take an irrational stance against overwhelming odds with no hope of success.
- Uncle Fester: I hope you find that packing spell soon, we're running out of boxes.
- Granmama Addams: I know there's one in here somewhere. Melting, milking, mooing... ah, here we are: moving.
- Gomez Addams: Fester, old man, did you have to set off that explostion just now? A little later, I would've broken more plates!