- Winnie the Pooh: I am Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...
- Bruno: Ah ha ha ha ha! You're killing me. A Pooh named Winnie? Ha ha ha.
- Tigger: [being compelled to act as a Christmas tree] This is ridikkerous! I don't want to be a scotch pine.
- Eeyore: Hello, Tigger.
- Tigger: You know, that's the third time today you called me "Tigger".
- Eeyore: Well, aren't ya?
- Tigger: No, I don't have any stripes.
- Eeyore: It doesn't matter. You're still Tigger on the inside.
- Tigger: I didn't know Eeyore had X-ray visions.
- Eeyore: Naw, don't need it. You'll always be Tigger. It's all in the stuffing.
- Tigger: You mean that I'm a Tigger no matter what?
- Eeyore: Well of course.
- Tigger: [feeling happy] Yahoo!
- Eeyore: Nothing to get hysterical about.