- Mike Gambit: [aiming a rocket gun at Chislenko] If I hit your little finger with this thing, friend... it will take your whole arm off.
- Mike Gambit: [fires a warning shot, Chislenko drops his weapon] Assume the position. I assume you know how to assume?
- Mike Gambit: Well, well, what is steel hearted Purdey doing here?
- Purdey: I am a woman. Women are allowed their idiosyncrasies.
- Mike Gambit: And nobody knows that better than I.
- George: [finds a pair of rubber boots in the sewer] These belong to the maintenance man.
- Mike Gambit: Yes, I know.
- George: I've heard of going barefoot in the park...
- Purdey: [holding up pair of boots] He died with his boots off?
- Mike Gambit: Or he was snatched. Along with George.
- John Steed: You saw it?
- Mike Gambit: I felt it.
- John Steed: Well, what was it, a killer shark?
- Mike Gambit: A killer shark, no.
- John Steed: What was it?
- Mike Gambit: It was a snake.
- Mike Gambit: [Steed is stirring up something smelly in his best silverwear as Gambit enters] You don't actually intend eating that, eh, whatever it is?
- John Steed: No. But I have every intention as soon as it's properly cooked of, eh... poof... smearing it over the walls.