- Bill McNeal: Oh, it's a security door. I thought it was a terrarium to keep Matthew from getting out.
- Bill McNeal: Hey, what if there's a fire? We'd be stuck inside burned alive, like those people on the Titanic.
- Joe Garrelli: Nothing's been stolen from my desk.
- Dave Nelson: You don't have a desk.
- Joe Garrelli: Not that you know of.
- Matthew Brock: Dave, we have to get rid of that door.
- Dave Nelson: No, we don't.
- Matthew Brock: Yes, we do. A bird just died flying into it.
- Dave Nelson: Really?
- [They go look]
- Matthew Brock: See? There it is.
- Dave Nelson: Matthew, that's a Cornish game hen.
- Matthew Brock: The poor thing.
- Dave Nelson: You didn't even bother to defrost it.
- Matthew Brock: I have a very important question.
- Dave Nelson: Of course, Matthew. In case a magical wizard casts a spell on us...
- Bill McNeal: Thanks for the offer, Dave. I'd rather have you out here taking care of the door.
- Dave Nelson: [incredulous] What?
- Bill McNeal: Oh, never mind. Didn't realize relieving myself was going to turn into the Danish Inquisition.