Night Court (TV Series)

Billie's Valentine (1985)

Patrick Cranshaw: Mr. Shelton

Quotes 

• Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Here you go, sir. They tried to escape twice.

  Mrs. Sheldon : We're feisty.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor?

  Dan Fielding : Yes, sir. The defendants were arrested for disturbing the peace at a local eatery after they turned over the salad bar and assaulted each other with baby tomatoes, the three bean salad, and lettuce tongs.

  Public Defender Billie Young : The Sheltons' children threw them a sixty-fifth anniversary party and things got out of hand.

  Mr. Sheldon : I didn't know she was gonna to be there.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Sixty-fifth anniversary?

  Mrs. Sheldon : That's lead. If I had a gun, I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Pardon the presumption, but I'm getting the impression that you two lived through sixty-five years of marital...

  Mr. Sheldon : Agony.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Thanks. Why?

  Mrs. Sheldon : We were waiting for the children to die.

  Mr. Sheldon : Aw, not that we wanted them to die, of course.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Of course.

  Mrs. Sheldon : It's just that divorce can be so damaging. We were only thinking of the boys.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : The boys?

  Mr. Sheldon : Little Freddie will be sixty-four in April.

  Mrs. Sheldon : And the baby just retired. This would kill him.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I have no reason to doubt that.