Night Court (TV Series)

Branded: Part 2 (1989)

Michael Fairman: Judge Casement

Quotes 

• Judge Casement : Anything else?

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Yes. I would like to thank each of my friends for coming down here, and sticking up for me. Especially you, Roz.

  Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell : Beats sitting here listening to Harry.

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : I would also like to thank Mr. Johnson, and Mr. Wood, for teaching me a very important lesson. You see, all my life I wanted to be rich and important, like you. Even as a kid back in Louisiana, I would wear a tie while slopping hogs, pretending they were reporters, all clamoring to ask me questions about my latest courtroom triumph. I would graciously answer each in turn, until my bucket was empty and my tie was covered with pig phlegm. All those years ago, and then suddenly, I had the chance to become one of you! To my own surprise, I said no. Because I realized that, you're not better than the people I grew up with. You're not even better than the pigs.

• Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You took for character witnesses, people who don't even know me!

  Judge Casement : They were all women you'd slept with.

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : That doesn't mean we would have actually spoken!

• Judge Casement : Fielding is still a slimball.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [Harry nods with a smile]  True, but he's a law-abiding slimeball.

  [Dad nods enphatically with a smile]