Night Court (TV Series)
Branded: Part 2 (1989)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
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Quotes
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [Stating sarcastically after Roz's bully story] You know, why you're not writing for Sesame Street, I'll never know.
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Judge Casement : Anything else?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Yes. I would like to thank each of my friends for coming down here, and sticking up for me. Especially you, Roz.
Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell : Beats sitting here listening to Harry.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : I would also like to thank Mr. Johnson, and Mr. Wood, for teaching me a very important lesson. You see, all my life I wanted to be rich and important, like you. Even as a kid back in Louisiana, I would wear a tie while slopping hogs, pretending they were reporters, all clamoring to ask me questions about my latest courtroom triumph. I would graciously answer each in turn, until my bucket was empty and my tie was covered with pig phlegm. All those years ago, and then suddenly, I had the chance to become one of you! To my own surprise, I said no. Because I realized that, you're not better than the people I grew up with. You're not even better than the pigs.
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [Carrying a box] I think you've met my office.
Judge Harry T. Stone : He Fired You?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [Walking in and setting the box down] Oh No, nothing like that. He merely said I can't work here anymore.
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Whoa! Dodged a bullet there Dan!
[Smiling with Two thumbs up]
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You took for character witnesses, people who don't even know me!
Judge Casement : They were all women you'd slept with.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : That doesn't mean we would have actually spoken!