Night Court (TV Series)

The Constitution: Part 1 (1987)

Doug Hale: Lincoln

Quotes 

• [appearing are three actors playing U.S. Presidents, charged with soliciting a prostitute] 

  Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Honest, Abe?

  Lincoln : Look, I don't have to take this. I'm a major talent in this town.

  Francine La Rue : Wanna bet?

• Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : In the meantime, you gentlemen are going to have to decide whether you want your cases adjudicated together or separately.

  Lincoln : United we stand, divided we fall!

  Francine La Rue : Tell me about it.

• Lincoln : Hold it, everyone! Watch where you step!

  Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : What'd you do, lose a contact lens?

  Lincoln : No, my wart!