Night Court (TV Series)
The Constitution: Part 1 (1987)
Markie Post: Christine Sullivan
Quotes
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Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : I missed Roz. I still don't see why she wouldn't let us visit her at the hospital.
Christine Sullivan : I do. It's embarrassing. I hate wearing those hospital gowns that hang wide open at the back.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : I always turn mine around.
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Roosevelt : [to Christine] Hey, how'd you like me to charge up your San Juan Hill?
[laughs]
Christine Sullivan : Look, I may have to defend you, but I don't have to put up with your sleazy remarks.
Roosevelt : Ooh, a filly with spirit! Looks like you need a Rough Rider!
[laughs]
Christine Sullivan : Watch it. I speak softly but I carry a big knee.
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Christine Sullivan : [Bull begins a lengthy read of the Welcome Back banner he made for Roz until Christine interrupts] Bull, how long is that thing?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : How far is it from here to the door?
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : Six feet.
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Then it's 18 floors and 6 feet.
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Christine Sullivan : Your Honor, before we can proceed, we're going to need an order to separate. The fourth defendant isn't here. The man playing Thomas Jefferson hasn't sobered up yet.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Little bit too much Yankee Doodle Brandy?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : About ten minutes ago he stuck a feather down his throat and threw up macaroni.