Night Court (TV Series)
Dad's First Date (1985)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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[Harry emerges from his office, full of nudists]
Angela : [laughing] Oh, Your Honor, you're a card!
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Thank you, thank you very much!
[sees the others]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Sleeves.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : Come again?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : That's why there are no really great naked magicians.
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Your Honor, the defendants are all tenants of what is called a "clothing optional" building.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Ah, they're nudists.
Mr. Lawler : No! That's an archaic term, conjuring images of airbrushed families playing volleyball in the sun! *We* are naturalists! *We* are within our rights!
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : *They* were in the buffski! On the roof, in clear view of six other buildings.
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : [a group of naked people are in Harry's office] If I'm not out in five minutes... give me half an hour.
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Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Take a short recess.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : Sir, there's about a dozen naked people in your office.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Let's make that a long recess.