- [Harry emerges from his office, full of nudists]
- Angela: [laughing] Oh, Your Honor, you're a card!
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Thank you, thank you very much!
- [sees the others]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Sleeves.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Come again?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: That's why there are no really great naked magicians.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Your Honor, the defendants are all tenants of what is called a "clothing optional" building.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Ah, they're nudists.
- Mr. Lawler: No! That's an archaic term, conjuring images of airbrushed families playing volleyball in the sun! *We* are naturalists! *We* are within our rights!
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: *They* were in the buffski! On the roof, in clear view of six other buildings.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: The people from that "clothing optional" building are in your office. They're staging a protest.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: *All* of them?
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: She's in there, too, Dan.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: [a group of naked people are in Harry's office] If I'm not out in five minutes... give me half an hour.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Take a short recess.
- Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: Sir, there's about a dozen naked people in your office.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Let's make that a long recess.