Night Court (TV Series)
Dan's Operation: Part 1 (1986)
Cal Gibson: Morgue Attendant
Quotes
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Public Defender Christine Sullivan : Sir, would you please tell him that I am not a pervert?
Judge Harry T. Stone : [starts to speak, but turns back] How exactly are we defining pervert?
Public Defender Christine Sullivan : Sir!
Morgue Attendant : Look, folks, "pervert", "prude", it's not my job to label people. Wait a minute...
[holds up toe-tag]
Morgue Attendant : I guess it is!
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Morgue Attendant : [rolling a gurney in] I'm here to take D. Fielding to the morgue.
[Everyone tells him there must be some mistake]
Public Defender Christine Sullivan : He's just here for a minor operation.
Morgue Attendant : [smiles] I'll check back later.
Dan Fielding : Yeah, over my dead body.
Morgue Attendant : It's a date!
Dan Fielding : Yes, and please give my regards to the lovely Mrs. Dracula.