Night Court (TV Series)

Dan's Operation: Part 1 (1986)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• Judge Harry T. Stone : Dan, can I say something to you in confidence?

  Dan Fielding : Of Course Sir.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : You're a Jerk.

  Dan Fielding : Your secret is safe with me.

• [on Dan's upcoming operation] 

  Mac Robinson : Dan, We know just how much guts this is taking.

  Dan Fielding : About two and a half feet, from what they tell me.

• Dr. Flick : I'm going to talk to the Duty Nurse about your enama.

  Dan Fielding : I am Not going to Pay for any enama.

  Dr. Flick : [Winking at Dan]  My treat.

• Morgue Attendant : [rolling a gurney in]  I'm here to take D. Fielding to the morgue.

  [Everyone tells him there must be some mistake] 

  Public Defender Christine Sullivan : He's just here for a minor operation.

  Morgue Attendant : [smiles]  I'll check back later.

  Dan Fielding : Yeah, over my dead body.

  Morgue Attendant : It's a date!

  Dan Fielding : Yes, and please give my regards to the lovely Mrs. Dracula.

• Dr. Flick : Does he always behave like a complete ass?

  Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [All nodding at once]  Oh, Yes!

  Dan Fielding : [Looking annoyed at them]  Thank You.

  Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : You're Welcome.

• Dr. Flick : [after Dan has returned to the hospital for the second time]  You know you have a Very Stupid Friend here?

  Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Oh, Yes!

  Dan Fielding : [Annoyed again]  Thank You.

• Dr. Flick : [Coming in the room, shaking a thermometer]  How are we feeling, Mr. Fielding?

  Dan Fielding : I am in Great Pain!

  Dr. Flick : [Smiling widely]  Good!

  Dan Fielding : [Looking at the thermometer]  Oral?

  Dr. Flick : Yes.

  [Then looking down at Dan] 

  Dr. Flick : Disappointed?

  [Dan glares as the Doctor puts the thermometer in his mouth]