Night Court (TV Series)

Danny Got His Gun: Part 3 (1988)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• [Dan must perform an operation on Kista for a hand-injured doctor] 

  Dr. Gordon Mooney : Now, start by making a small incision across her abdomen.

  Dan Fielding : All right... there! That wasn't so bad.

  Dr. Gordon Mooney : Nice, very nice. Now, this time, let's try to actually break the skin.

  Dan Fielding : Okay... yeah, you know, this isn't so hard, it's really...

  [gasp] 

  Dan Fielding : Ugh! Blood!

  Dr. Gordon Mooney : [annoyed]  Inside a human, well, don't that beat all?

• Dan Fielding : [Dan, stuck with a small tribe of Eskimos in the arctic, has just finished performing surgery on an Eskimo woman. He's alone and reflecting on his lifestyle, praying that she survives]  If you let Kista live, I promise I'll try to be a little better.

  [pause] 

  Dan Fielding : Oh, if you happen to get around to it...

  [yells] 

  Dan Fielding : Would you get me the hell out of here?

• [Dan has exposed Kista's appendix to view] 

  Dan Fielding : Bright red.

  Dr. Gordon Mooney : That means it's inflamed. It's got to come out for sure. Now, first you have to clamp down on it.

  Dan Fielding : Clamp.

  [Namilama puts a clam in his hand] 

  Dan Fielding : No, no, *clamp*!

  [She gets it right] 

  Dr. Gordon Mooney : Now, just be careful. You cut in the wrong place, and it's curtains for Kista.

  [Ahkpa taps Dan's shoulder with a fishing spear] 

  Ahkpa : [smiling and shaking his head]  No pressure.