- [Bull was just struck by lightning. He is found on the couch, his clothes still smoking]
- Harry Stone: Bull!
- Bull Shannon: Mind if I smoke?
- Christine Sullivan: Doctor, is he all right?
- Doctor: That depends. What did he look like before?
- Mac Robinson: Just like that.
- Doctor: Well, then he's fine. Spooky, but fine.
- Harry Stone: Fine? Art said his heart stopped beating.
- Doctor: Well yes, for a few minutes he was clinically deceased.
- Bull Shannon: But I'm feeling much better now.
- Dan Fielding: Really? You look dead on your feet.
- [He laughs; glares from everyone]
- Dan Fielding: Oh, come on. If we can't laugh at the walking dead, who can we laugh at?
- [Mac is trying to figure out the new computer system]
- Harry T. Stone: What's the next case, Mac?
- Mac Robinson: [staring at the computer, confused] Uh, People vs. Pac Man, sir.
- Bull Shannon: [a city rep offers $25,000 to Bull so he doesn't sue the city after being struck by lightning. Looks to the courtroom ceiling] Thank yoooouuu.
- [he exits the courtroom, then Mac enters and hears beeping on the computer]
- Mac Robinson: [reads] "You're welcome. And sorry about the underwear."
- [Bull was hit by lightning]
- Doctor: It's a miracle he wasn't even hurt. With the voltage he absorbed, it must have been like French-kissing a light socket.
- Bull Shannon: No, that feels different.
- [the night after Bull was hit by lighting]
- Harry Stone: Hey Roz, how's Bull doing?
- Roz Russell: Oh, he's fine. Had kind of a rough night, though.
- Christine Sullivan: Really?
- Roz Russell: Never wear polyester underwear if you're gonna be hit by lightning.
- [Mac's computer is having difficulties. It's picked up air traffic control information]
- Mac Robinson: You're losing the altitude! Go left, go left!
- [Bull is sitting alone in the dark courtroom]
- Derelict: 'Scuse me? I'm looking for the guy who's giving away all his money.
- Bull Shannon: He's not here. Besides, the money's all gone.
- Derelict: Oh... that's too bad. I was kind of counting on him.
- [starts to leave]
- Bull Shannon: What do you need money for?
- Derelict: Oh, my son's coming home from the service. I'd like to get home to see him, but it's in South Carolina. I don't have bus fare.
- [Bull stands and gives him a hundred dollars - his last hundred dollars]
- Bull Shannon: Here.
- Derelict: You're the guy!
- [Bull nods]
- Derelict: Gee, I don't know what to say... God bless you.
- Bull Shannon: I won't hold my breath.
- Harry Stone: Bull, I know the last twenty-four hours have been sort of... well, tense for you.
- Bull Shannon: You heard about my polyester underwear.
- Harry Stone: [nods] And what with this money thing, I guess you must be feeling pretty stupid, huh?
- Bull Shannon: Thanks, I feel much better now.
- Harry Stone: Sorry.
- Bull Shannon: Last night, I thought a miracle happened... what a chump.
- Harry Stone: A miracle did happen.
- Bull Shannon: Oh, right! Poof - the vanishing bank account!
- Harry Stone: I'll tell you what the miracle was: Bull Shannon is alive. And there are a lot of people around here who are very grateful for that miracle.
- Bull Shannon: Thank you, Harry.
- Harry Stone: How do you feel?
- Bull Shannon: Medium rare.
- Harry Stone: Do you need anything?
- Bull Shannon: I think I just want to be alone.
- Harry Stone: That, my friend, is something you will never be.
- Dan Fielding: Yes, I think it's sunk through the first four or five layers...
- [Bull slaps forehead]
- Dan Fielding: We have comprehension.
- [claiming to have fixed the computer's problems]
- Mac Robinson: I just took all that air traffic control stuff and just wiped it right off the screen.
- [a roar of engines, and landing gear can be seen passing by the window of Harry's chambers. Dan leaps to the window's ledge and looks]
- Dan Fielding: [to the others] You should see the looks on their faces!