Night Court (TV Series)

Fire (1988)

Ron Taylor: Attendant Cal

Quotes 

• [after the State Assembly race is announced to be a tie by a single, last-minute vote, the voter's body is brought into the morgue] 

  Harry Stone : What was it, a heart attack?

  Attendant Cal : Suicide.

  [he hands Harry a folded note and raises his eyebrows at him] 

  Harry Stone : [reading]  "I can't stand living in this crummy city another day. So as a final gesture of my contempt for New York, I'm voting to put that scummy worm Dan Fielding into office. Fielding and New York deserve each other. Goodbye, and good riddance."

  Phil Sanders : [sniffles]  What a tribute!

• Harry Stone : Well, we should be pretty safe until the fire team can rescue us. In the meantime, everybody try to stay calm.

  [Christine immediately lets out a piercing scream as a shrouded corpse rises slowly from the table - then flips down the sheet] 

  Attendant Cal : That always gets 'em.

  [laughs] 

• Attendant Cal : Here fill out this toe tag it will make it easier for the next shift.