- [Harry is pacing while Dan is watching one of Diane's movies]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: What should I do?
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: [staring at the screen] I don't know, but I'd say you're incredibly lucky.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: You! You, of all people, should have recognized her!
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: I'm sorry, Harry. The clothes threw me.
- [Diane doesn't believe that Harry's really a judge]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Hey, Bull!
- [stands up straight with his fists on his hips]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Who am I?
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [after a pause] You're Superman.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: No, no, I mean in real life.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Oh, Clark Kent.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Because his fingers are glued to his head, Bull can't eat. When Harry breaks a cracker trying to feed him, Bull says] You blitzed my Ritz! Cracked my snack! Put a dento in my pimento!
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: [Turns down the award] I'm sorry. I can't accept this.
- M.C.: What?
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Stands in the audience] HE SAID HE CAN'T ACCEPT IT!