- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: [Enters Harry's chambers and sees Harry and Bull hugging] In case you're interested, the music has stopped.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: [Releases Bull] What can I do for you?
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I'm here for the job.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: What job is that?
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: What is this, a wet suit?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Oh, well we interviewed for bailiffs last week.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I'm late. Now, now do I get the job or what?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Well, there are certain things that we do, such as checking references.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I don't have any.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Well that streamlines things. How about experience?
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I'm a bailiff.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: For how long?
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: A hundred and six years.
- [Bull walks over to her]
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: What's with the hair?
- [Referring to Bull's bald head]
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Bull looks at Harry] I know he looks funny but don't say anything about it.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: You... are a weird man.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Chuckles, then turns to Harry] Can I keep her Harry?
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: Why do I suddenly feel like a hamster?
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: It's a long story.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I don't want to hear it.
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: You're hired.
- [Bull snorts with joy]
- Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone: Bull, do you want to show her around?
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Come on. I'll go show you where we stand eight hours a night.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: I quit.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: You can lean on me if you want.
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: Well, how about if I just hang a swing on your arm?
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: All right.
- [Leaves]
- Bailiff Florence Kleiner: [to Harry] I'll be needing a raise.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Bull drunkenly staggers to the courtroom entrance. He looks back and gives an awkward wave gesturing people to join him. A group of circus performers surrounds him. To all in the courtroom] Meet the gang.