Night Court (TV Series)

Her Honor: Part 3 (1987)

Howard Honig: Mr. Koenig

Quotes 

• [while Mr. Koenig is waiting outside Harry's apartment, an explosion is heard inside. Harry comes out, his face black with soot, and coughs out a cloud of smoke] 

  Harry Stone : [polite]  Yes?

  Mr. Koenig : I want you and your exploding yak hair out of that apartment now, or I'm calling the cops!

  Harry Stone : Mr. Koenig, I've paid you two months rent, and a substantial security deposit, so if you want me out that'll be three months of eviction proceedings, during which time you're not gonna see a penny of rent, and when it finally goes to trial, I'm gonna testify under oath that you and I have been involved in a torrid love affair.

  [He leans forward and pecks Mr. Koenig on the nose, takes his package from Koenig's stunned hand, and exits into his apartment] 

• [Koenig knocks on Harry's door] 

  Harry Stone : [sing-song]  Who is it?

  Mr. Koenig : [sarcastically sing-song]  It's the landlord!

  Harry Stone : [still sing-song]  Just a minute!