Night Court (TV Series)
Her Honor: Part 3 (1987)
Richard Moll: Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon
Quotes
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[on Christine's first day as a judge, Bull brings in the next defendant, who is sobbing piteously]
Mr. Fengler : Please, let me go! Let me out of here!
Bull Shannon : Sir, please calm down. You're among friends. Friends who wear badges, and search your body cavities, but friends nonetheless.
Mr. Fengler : You don't understand, this is a mistake, please, somebody help me!
Christine Sullivan : Oh, don't worry, sir, I'll help you!
[everyone stares at her]
Christine Sullivan : I-I mean, I'll do everything in my power to see that you receive a fair trial. Um, Mr. Prosecutor?
Dan Fielding : Yes, Your Honor, Ye Olde Town Crier here robbed yon convenience store, and stuffed the booty in his jerkin, forsooth.
Mr. Fengler : I'm sorry, I just haven't had a square meal in days, and when I saw all that food in the window, I snapped.
Christine Sullivan : Oh, you poor thing!
Dan Fielding : Oh yes, the poor thing almost had to eat the SHOT GUN he had with him!
Christine Sullivan : You had a shotgun?
Mr. Fengler : A little one.
Dan Fielding : The term is "sawed-off"!
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Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Someone a little nervous about her first day on the job?
Christine Sullivan : [twitching madly] Nervous? What makes you think I'm nervous?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Because you're acting just the way Bull did the time he dropped his ant farm down his pants.
Bull Shannon : Except you're not laughing.