Night Court (TV Series)
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson (1987)
Roger Aaron Brown: Clinton
Quotes
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[swearing in a group of new citizens]
Judge Harry Stone : You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...
[confused murmur]
Judge Harry Stone : Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?
[more confused murmuring]
Judge Harry Stone : Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!
Clinton : I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's *kidding*?
Roz : It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.
Vega : God, he's good!
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Roz : What do you do for a living?
Clinton : Before I came to the US, president.
Roz : Of what company?
Clinton : I was president of my country.
Roz : You were president of an entire country?
Clinton : Until the revolution. Officially my title was President for Life, First Minister, Defender of the Constitution, Prince Regent, and Protector of the Realm.
Roz : And now?
Clinton : Night manager of a 7 Eleven.