Night Court (TV Series)

Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson (1987)

Marsha Warfield: Rosalind 'Roz' Russell

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Quotes 

• [swearing in a group of new citizens] 

  Judge Harry Stone : You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...

  [confused murmur] 

  Judge Harry Stone : Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?

  [more confused murmuring] 

  Judge Harry Stone : Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!

  Clinton : I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's *kidding*?

  Roz : It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.

  Vega : God, he's good!

• Roz : [Quon Le's in labour and ripped both of Roz's sleeves off]  In about two minutes, I'm going to be completely naked.

• Roz : What do you do for a living?

  Clinton : Before I came to the US, president.

  Roz : Of what company?

  Clinton : I was president of my country.

  Roz : You were president of an entire country?

  Clinton : Until the revolution. Officially my title was President for Life, First Minister, Defender of the Constitution, Prince Regent, and Protector of the Realm.

  Roz : And now?

  Clinton : Night manager of a 7 Eleven.