Night Court (TV Series)

Hit the Road, Jack (1988)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Quotes 

• Harry Stone : And what's the people's problem with Papaya Patty, Mr. Prosecutor?

  Dan Fielding : Papaya Patty was pinched for panhandling in a public park.

  Harry Stone : Pshaw! Well, Mr. Prosecutor, shall we pass along Papaya Patty's problem to Public Housing?

  Dan Fielding : Perfect, partner.

  Harry Stone : Recess!

  [bangs gavel] 

• [a group of circus geeks has been brought in for alleged lewd conduct; after hearing the facts of the case] 

  Harry Stone : Mrs. Cooper, this is certainly a most serious and sobering charge...

  [motioning "one second," he ducks his head under the bench and laughs hysterically; then he re-appears, perfectly sober] 

  Harry Stone : Nevertheless... I don't really see where any law has been broken.

• Christine Sullivan : [Christine's upset that Dan's hanging out at her apartment as Jack's friend]  I suspect he's been poking through my dresser drawers.

  Dan Fielding : That is an unsubstantiated assault upon my good name.

  [to Harry] 

  Dan Fielding : The woman uses a bra tree.

  Harry Stone : Is it wood or that new space-age plastic?

  Christine Sullivan : Stop it! I will not have my underwear dragged through the gutter!

  Dan Fielding : Too late.

  Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : You know, I hate to disturb this stroll down mammary lane, but our defendants are guaranteed a speedy trial.