Night Court (TV Series)
Hit the Road, Jack (1988)
Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson
Quotes
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Christine Sullivan : [Christine's upset that Dan's hanging out at her apartment as Jack's friend] I suspect he's been poking through my dresser drawers.
Dan Fielding : That is an unsubstantiated assault upon my good name.
[to Harry]
Dan Fielding : The woman uses a bra tree.
Harry Stone : Is it wood or that new space-age plastic?
Christine Sullivan : Stop it! I will not have my underwear dragged through the gutter!
Dan Fielding : Too late.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : You know, I hate to disturb this stroll down mammary lane, but our defendants are guaranteed a speedy trial.
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Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [Dan groans from beneath the bearded lady] It's Dan!
Roz : And he's been neatly pressed! You okay, Dan? Dan? Dan!
[Dan comes to and cries out in shock]
Roz : Dan it's okay. It's all over, now. What happened?
Dan Fielding : [to Roz] I was... *Shamued*!
[a minute later, to Bull]
Dan Fielding : It was a nightmare, Bull! I came in here to check on Jack. All of a sudden, I'm eating four hundred pounds of cellulite!
Bull Shannon : But Dan it's over, now! Why are you so upset?
Dan Fielding : *Because*... I liked it!