Night Court (TV Series)

Hit the Road, Jack (1988)

Eugene Roche: Jack Sullivan

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Quotes 

• Christine Sullivan : Oh, Dad, you are such a sweet, sensitive, thoughtful person... why is it I want to rip your ears off sometime?

  Jack Sullivan : Your mother used to always ask me the same thing.

• Christine Sullivan : My personal life is my own business.

  Dan Fielding : Here's a list of all the dates your daughter's had in the last six months. They're cross-referenced as to age, occupation, and what time they got home.

  Jack Sullivan : Good man, Fielding.

  Christine Sullivan : What is this? Why does everyone think they have a right to pry into my private affairs?

  Dan Fielding : Well, shove an ice pick up our noses for caring about you!

  Jack Sullivan : I couldn't have said it better myself, Dan.

  Dan Fielding : Jack listen. I just want to take this opportunity to wish you a glorious and joyous sojourn into retirement.

  [Salutes Jack] 

  Dan Fielding : Bon voyage, cabbie.

  Jack Sullivan : Thank you, buddy. You're a wonderful, caring human being.

  [Dan takes this opportunity to hug Jack and immaturely stick his tongue out at Christine] 

• Jack Sullivan : You know that your mother and I dated for a long time. I wanted like hell to propose to her, but I was always broke, and... well, anyway, one day we're at Coney Island. I had eight hot dogs, six candy apples, and a pound of cotton candy - I threw up three times.

  Christine Sullivan : In other words, you had a great time.

  Jack Sullivan : The best!