Night Court (TV Series)

Hurricane: Part 2 (1986)

John Scott Clough: Officer Tommy Connors

Quotes 

• Benet Collins : [exhausted]  Dan, I can't do this!

  Dan Fielding : You can!

  Benet Collins : I can't!

  Dan Fielding : [thinks a moment]  Think about... Hugh Hefner.

  Benet Collins : [growls] 

  Officer Tommy : It's coming!

  Dan Fielding : Lying there in his silk pajamas, with dozens of big-breasted women catering to his every whim...

  Benet Collins : [growls louder] 

  Officer Tommy : I can see a piece of shoulder!

  Dan Fielding : Oh, is that...? Oh, look who's coming through the door, it's Bobby Riggs!

  Benet Collins : [screams in rage] 

  Officer Tommy : It's out!

  Dan Fielding : *Yes*!

  [Benet collapses in exhaustion and relief] 

• Benet Collins : [wanting to know the sex of the baby]  What is it?

  Officer Tommy : [innocently states the obvious]  It's a baby. And it's naked.

  Dan Fielding : It's a boy.

  [takes another look] 

  Dan Fielding : He's got a promising future.

• Dan Fielding : Tommy. get me some surgical gloves.

  Officer Tommy : From where?

  Dan Fielding : My briefcase, top pocket.

  [Smiles at Benet Collins] 

  Dan Fielding : Great, now I can deduct them.