Night Court (TV Series)

I'm OK, You're Catatonic/Schizophrenic (1988)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Quotes 

• Harry Stone : Dan, Al doesn't talk to people.

  Dan Fielding : Oh.

  [to Al] 

  Dan Fielding : Nice blinking with you.

• Dan Fielding : [after confessing he destroyed Harry's collection of Mel Torme albums]  Harry, here it is in a nutshell. Mel Torme is in your office right now! He wanted to leave but I couldn't let him, so I locked him up with your trick shackles!

  Harry Stone : I don't have any trick shackles. Those are real, and I don't have a key!

  Dan Fielding : Oh! Then I just managed to kidnap a well known jazz artist. Gotta go, bye!

• Harry Stone : [Al wants a noogie. Harry obliges followed by a blank expression from Al]  It's worth it just to see your face light up like that.

• Judge Harrison Kemp : Just who are you restraining, Mister?

  Harry Stone : It's not Mister, it's Judge Harold T. Stone.

  Judge Harrison Kemp : Do you expect me to believe a man who wears a tie like that?