Night Court (TV Series)
If I Were a Rich Man (1989)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
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Quotes
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Dan Fielding : Well, I happen to be the owner of five thousand acres of prime New Jersey swampland, that might interest one Jordan King.
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : How do you know that?
Dan Fielding : A little birdie told me.
Christine Sullivan : Dan, you heard that from Bull!
Dan Fielding : All right, a huge bald condor told me.
Christine Sullivan : Dan, that information was privileged! Don't you have any scruples?
Dan Fielding : [grandly amused] You've known me for five years. You can ask me that question?
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Judge Harry T. Stone : So, Dan, how did it go with Jordan King?
Dan Fielding : Ah, well, Harry... he's a tough customer, but I made sure he'll never forget the name Dan Fielding.
Judge Harry T. Stone : He took you to the cleaners, huh?
Dan Fielding : [slumps in his chair and whimpers] Yes.
Judge Harry T. Stone : How bad was it?
[Dan hands him King's check]
Judge Harry T. Stone : $9,000? That's pretty good for a piece of swampland. What'd you pay for it?
[Dan writes a figure on a piece of paper and passes it to Harry. Harry compares the two]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Oh, come on, Dan, so you lost a couple of bucks. One day you'll look back on this...
[he stops, and compares the two papers again]
Judge Harry T. Stone : ...No. *Don't* look back on this.