- Christine Sullivan: You know, I'm starting to worry about Roz. That disciplinary hearing of hers is taking forever.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: What's the big deal? Some guy started a fight in a holding cell, she yanked him out.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Perhaps the fact that she neglected to open the door first had something to do with it.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: How's the crossword puzzle going, Bull?
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: I need an eight-letter word for a phrase that contradicts itself.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Oxymoron.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: If you don't want to help me, Harry, just say so.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: No, Bull, an oxymoron is two words that cancel each other out. You know, like, jumbo shrimp.
- Christine Sullivan: Bitter sweet.
- Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Free love.
- Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: I understand.
- Mac Robinson: Yeah, that's a good one too.
- Jack: [preparing to surrender to the police] I'm really scared, Roz.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: You should be. This is going to be hard. Really hard. But we can get through it.
- [They hug, and she starts to lead him towards the door]
- Jack: You're the nicest person I ever met, Roz. What'd you do to end up here?
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: I hoisted a guy by his Adam's apple.
- [Jack gulps and nervously fingers his own Adam's apple]
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: [leans in and winks] But don't tell Mom.