- [Harry, Dan, Mac, and Bull track Roz and Christine to a male strip club, worrying that the place is too rough for Christine]
- Harry Stone: Any sign of Christine?
- Bull Shannon: [craning his neck] No. Of course, I could see a lot better if it weren't for that crazy bimbo dancing on the table.
- [At second glance, the "crazy bimbo" turns out to be Christine, playing a snake-charming tune on a kazoo while "Sinbad the Snake Charmer" dances onstage]
- Christine Sullivan: Come on, Sinbad, make that thing MOVE!
- Harry Stone: Hi, ladies.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Sir! What a pleasant surprise. Where'd you come from?
- Harry Stone: [still recovering from Big Maggie's kiss] The mouth of the Amazon!
- Christine Sullivan: Roz, um, what is that on the side of my glass?
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: A little pink umbrella
- Christine Sullivan: No, the thing opening up the umbrella
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: [Roz flicks something off the side of Christine's glass] Usually they just take a sip, lay eggs, and move on