Night Court (TV Series)

Let It Snow (1987)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

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Quotes 

• Judge Harry T. Stone : Why is it so cold?

  Art Fensterman : Well Sir, on earth's trip around the sun, the northern hemisphere

  [Harry Stands up and puts a computer mouse in Art's mouth, shutting him up] 

  Art Fensterman : Art! What I'm asking is, is it possible to take the chill off the air in here?

  [Then he removes the mouse from Art's mouth] 

  Art Fensterman : [Unfazed]  Well, I suppose I could go bang Bertha.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [With a puzzled look]  Excuse me.

  Art Fensterman : Bertha, the furnance. You bang her in just the right spot and she puts out some pretty good heat.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [With a mischievous smile]  Okay, Art... but be gentle with her, uh?

  Art Fensterman : [Smiling back with understanding at the joke, he nods]  A tap and a rap it is Sir.

• Dan Fielding : [Talking in code, as to not to desillusion the young child about Santa]  Well, during his lunch break, at the department store, Santa Claus here had the urge to...

  [looking at the defendant] 

  Dan Fielding : um, put something in her stocking.

  Christine Sullivan : [Going along with the story]  He employed my client

  [Looking toward Mandy] 

  Christine Sullivan : to be

  [then looking down at little Eric and back at Harry] 

  Christine Sullivan : Santa's Helper.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Right,

  [With an Ah-ha look] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : So this fellow

  [Looking at Lorenzo] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : is...

  Lorenzo Amador : [With a grin]  I'm the elf that handles the money.

  Dan Fielding : Anyway, after the

  [looking down at Eric] 

  Dan Fielding : umm... ?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Gift Exchange?

  Dan Fielding : Okay

  [taking the word] 

  Dan Fielding : Santa Forgot to... leave anything under her tree.

  [Harry nods with an Oh of understanding grin] 

  Dan Fielding : So later the dynamic duo confronted Santa at his workshop.

  Mrs. Stapleton : My boy heard Santa use the most vile gutteral words imaginable.

• Christine Sullivan : Wait! We're stuck in here for god-knows-how-long, and even though it's 150° in here right now, we stand a good chance of losing our precious body parts to frostbite?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [picks up suggestive-looking gavel cozy]  Not me!

  [Leaves courtroom] 

• Santa : All right, now if this works, this whole train track becomes a giant heating element.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Where did you learn all this fancy wiring stuff?

  Santa : Blowing safes.

  [tries the switch several times] 

  Santa : Damn it!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What's wrong?

  Santa : Ah, the whole system shorted out.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What do we do?

  Santa : I need a good conductor. Anybody here got a piece of gold?

  [All eyes turn to Lorenzo] 

  Lorenzo Amador : Ah, no, no, no, no way!

• Dan Fielding : I will meet you at the plane.

  [Nicole looks at him blankly] 

  Dan Fielding : That's the big thing with the wings.

  [he holds out his arms like wings] 

  Nicole Petty : Oh Yeah!

  [She smiles finally with understanding] 

  Nicole Petty : I remember.

  [She then leaves] 

  Dan Fielding : [Everyone watches her go]  What do you think of d'hat body man?

  [Using a Jamaican accent] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Seems to keep her head from floating away.

  [Dryly]