Night Court (TV Series)

Let It Snow (1987)

Robert Costanzo: Santa

Quotes 

• Santa : All right, now if this works, this whole train track becomes a giant heating element.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Where did you learn all this fancy wiring stuff?

  Santa : Blowing safes.

  [tries the switch several times] 

  Santa : Damn it!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What's wrong?

  Santa : Ah, the whole system shorted out.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What do we do?

  Santa : I need a good conductor. Anybody here got a piece of gold?

  [All eyes turn to Lorenzo] 

  Lorenzo Amador : Ah, no, no, no, no way!