Night Court (TV Series)

Let It Snow (1987)

Robert Pastorelli: Lorenzo Amador

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : [Talking in code, as to not to desillusion the young child about Santa]  Well, during his lunch break, at the department store, Santa Claus here had the urge to...

  [looking at the defendant] 

  Dan Fielding : um, put something in her stocking.

  Christine Sullivan : [Going along with the story]  He employed my client

  [Looking toward Mandy] 

  Christine Sullivan : to be

  [then looking down at little Eric and back at Harry] 

  Christine Sullivan : Santa's Helper.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Right,

  [With an Ah-ha look] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : So this fellow

  [Looking at Lorenzo] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : is...

  Lorenzo Amador : [With a grin]  I'm the elf that handles the money.

  Dan Fielding : Anyway, after the

  [looking down at Eric] 

  Dan Fielding : umm... ?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Gift Exchange?

  Dan Fielding : Okay

  [taking the word] 

  Dan Fielding : Santa Forgot to... leave anything under her tree.

  [Harry nods with an Oh of understanding grin] 

  Dan Fielding : So later the dynamic duo confronted Santa at his workshop.

  Mrs. Stapleton : My boy heard Santa use the most vile gutteral words imaginable.

• Santa : All right, now if this works, this whole train track becomes a giant heating element.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Where did you learn all this fancy wiring stuff?

  Santa : Blowing safes.

  [tries the switch several times] 

  Santa : Damn it!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What's wrong?

  Santa : Ah, the whole system shorted out.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : What do we do?

  Santa : I need a good conductor. Anybody here got a piece of gold?

  [All eyes turn to Lorenzo] 

  Lorenzo Amador : Ah, no, no, no, no way!