- Christine Sullivan: Oh, uh, by the way, sir, I'll be starting my childbirth class and I've decided to go with a coach after all.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Really?
- Christine Sullivan: Mm-hm. So, Mac and I may be a little late for work tomorrow.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Mac is your coach? Oh, well, he's certainly... a choice.
- Dan Fielding: Wait a minute. Didn't he faint during Quan Li's delivery?
- Mac Robinson: I didn't faint, I had appendicitis.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: That's true, he did.
- Mac Robinson: Well, thank you, Bull.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Triggered no doubt by panic and hysterical fear.
- Mac Robinson: I was not afraid! You're looking at a man who served in Vietnam, who went through Marine basic, who's eaten Quan Li's frog gumbo!