- A.N.D.I.: Judge Stone, may I ask you a personal question?
- Harry Stone: Shoot.
- A.N.D.I.: [about the computer next to Harry] Who's that babe on your desk with the floppy disks?
- Mr. Carney: [after awaking from a 20-year coma] So, what else has happened in the last twenty years?
- Christine Sullivan: Well, let's see. You missed out on Presidents Nixon, Ford and Carter... Watergate...
- Dan Fielding: Hot pants.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Sushi.
- Mac Robinson: Yuppies.
- Christine Sullivan: Pet rocks.
- Harry Stone: And about ninety Bob Hope specials.
- Dan Fielding: Poor guy. You slept through the entire sexual revolution.
- Mr. Carney: It's over?
- Harry Stone: Oh, yeah. The motto for the 80's is, "gentlemen, stop your engines."