Night Court (TV Series)
No Hard Feelings (1987)
Elayne Boosler: Joy Buscaglia
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Quotes
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Dan Fielding : Excuse me, anything for me?
Joy Buscaglia : Yeah, your doctor phoned and said your tests came out negative.
Dan Fielding : Are you sure?
Joy Buscaglia : Hey, it's a poor musician who blames his instrument.
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Joy Buscaglia : Sullivan!
Christine Sullivan : Yes, right here!
Joy Buscaglia : Your phone messages!
Christine Sullivan : Oh, thank you.
[takes them and stops]
Christine Sullivan : Uh, excuse me, these are in Braille.
Joy Buscaglia : [takes them back and slaps her hand on the first one] Your father wants to know why you're avoiding him.
[crumples it and slaps the next one]
Joy Buscaglia : Your singles club canceled the hayride because everybody else thought it was stupid.
[crumples it and slaps the last one]
Joy Buscaglia : And some twerp named Rod phoned and said he can't wait to see his "Lammycakes" for some "smoochy-pie."
Christine Sullivan : [embarrassed] Gee, thanks.
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Joy Buscaglia : Hey, I'd love to stay and schmooze, but I can tell you two civic giants want to be alone. Maybe you can rub your skulls together and come up with a thought or something. Later.
[she exits]
Cooper : You know, it's a shame we don't burn people at the stake anymore.
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Joy Buscaglia : Now listen, up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. My name is Joy Buscaglia, I touch-type sixty words a minute, take dictation from transcription, and I'm fastest in the building at the Xerox machine - I don't have to close the lid. Now we're gonna have a few ground rules around here. One...
[bangs her cane against the desk]
Joy Buscaglia : We don't move the furniture around. Two: no sneaking up on me! And three: I don't like chit-chat. Do not ask how I am. I'M BLIND! That's how I am.