Night Court (TV Series)
No Hard Feelings (1987)
Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson
Quotes
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[Dan breaks down crying the night after his date]
Dan Fielding : Women.
Harry Stone : So, who was it last night? The Soviet gymnast?
Mac Robinson : The farmer's daughter?
Bull Shannon : One of those rubber-jointed ladies from the freak shows that like to be handcuffed and thrown around the room by their ponytails, screaming for mercy until they black out?
[Stares from everyone]
Bull Shannon : What?
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Harry Stone : Come on, Dan. You can't let this get to you. Come on, every red-blooded American male has had to face this problem at one time or another in his life.
Dan Fielding : Has it ever happened to you?
Harry Stone : [jerks back, stung] Hell, no!
[later]
Bull Shannon : Take heart, Dan, this happens to every guy sooner or later.
Dan Fielding : Has it ever happened to you?
Bull Shannon : [jerks back, stung] Hell, no!
Dan Fielding : Excuse me.
[He exits, passing Mac as he comes in]
Dan Fielding : H-?
Mac Robinson : Hell, no!