Night Court (TV Series)

Opportunity Knock Knocks: Part 1 (1992)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Quotes 

• Judge Harry T. Stone : [Discussing Dan's new girlfriend]  Wow, She's Nice.

  Christine Sullivan : She's Smart!

  Lisette Hocheiser : [Giggling]  She's Sweet.

  Mac Robinson : [Shaking his head]  She is NOT his type.

• Judge Harry T. Stone : The Most Amazing thing has happened. You're never going to believe this.

  Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Probably Not, But you're going to tell us anyway.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I'm out on a date last night and who do I run into but Doug Williams, of Williams, Ketcum and Stern. He says his firm Really likes my style and he's prepared to offer me a Full Partnership! Is that not the most Amazing thing you've ever heard?

  Mac Robinson : [Stunned]  I Can't Believe It... You had a Date!

• Judge Harry T. Stone : Mac,

  [He starts putting his feet up on his desk] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I don't know what I've been doing right lately. But in the last three days, I have been offered

  [beginning to count them off on his hand] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : ; a professorship at Columbia, a Partnership at one of the most Powerful law firms in the country, a Seat on the Superior Court and Two Dates!