- Judge Harry T. Stone: Make yourself comfortable.
- [Princess Tatiana removes her top, with her back to the camera. Harry turns back and then in a shocked tone]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Roz?
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: I'm your witness, Sir. You did nothing to provoke this.
- [Harry stands quiet, still staring]
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Of course, you're doing nothing to stop it, either.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Realizing that he does need to fix the situation] I've never said this to anyone before, but, could you put your top back on?
- [She does]
- Princess Tatiana: I am Tatiana, crowned princess of Kapua.
- Dan Fielding: I'm Dan. King of Hanky Panky.
- Princess Tatiana: It is wrong to be naked?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Not necessarily, it sort or depends on where you decide to do it. For example
- [pointing to Dan]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: , in Dan's apartment it's mandatory.