Night Court (TV Series)
Shave and a Haircut (1992)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Quotes
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Mac Robinson : Good news, sir. I've got the last five cases coming right up. People Vs. Bloom, People Vs. Hauser, People Vs. Stahl and Fisher, and People Vs. Heckler.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Charges?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Uh, uh, littering, spitting on the subway, a fistfight, and staging an illegal sit-in
Judge Harry T. Stone : Alright, we have some litter, a spitter, two hitters, and a sitter?
Lisette Hocheiser : Good thing there wasn't a pooper-scooper violation.
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Eddie the Machete : So you're the one who sent him after me. Fielding... Fielding... Fielding!
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : What are you doing?
Eddie the Machete : I'm burning your name into my brain.
Rosalind Jane 'Roz' Russell : Want me to write it down for you?
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Will Sanders : [reading his latest assignment from Dan] Edward Lotz, aka Crazy Eddie, aka "Eddie the Machete", aka..."Edward Scissor-Glands"?
Christine Sullivan : Something tells me this guy's gone way beyond white collar.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Don't be silly. He's only wanted for...
[reads]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : performing plastic surgery without a license.
Christine Sullivan : [reading] And without anesthesia... and without permission!