Night Court (TV Series)

The Gypsy (1985)

Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson

Quotes 

• Madame Loretta : You spit on the great souls? I spit on your justice! Pu!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : You probably should have waited until you got to the subway for that. That's a fifty dollar fine!

  Madame Loretta : [to her right]  Pu!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : All righty, make it a hundred!

  Madame Loretta : [and to the left!]  Pu!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Mac, you keeping a running tab on this?

  Mac Robinson : Yes, sir! If she doesn't run out, we'll be able to afford that new paneling!

  Madame Loretta : Infidel!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Look, I'm gonna give you one more chance to get hold of yourself!

  Madame Loretta : [She grabs his folder of notes]  Pu!

  [She closes the folder and hands it back to him, grinning] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : I take it that's a no?

• Mac Robinson : [Mac is at his desk in the courtroom, when in comes Dan--Audited Man Walking]  Dan! You okay?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan's head sinks into his folded arms]  Dan! Dan, I can't talk to hair.

  Mac Robinson : [Without raising his head, Dan holds up a slip of paper. Mac takes it]  A receipt from the IRS?

  [reads] 

  Mac Robinson : "Seventy-four thousand, eight hundred and sixty one dollars, paid in full. Thanks for stopping by!" They took it all? Well, what did they disallow?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan waves his arm back and forth]  Everything? Even contributions to charities?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan raises his head out of his arms and just Looks at Mac]  Yeah, right. What was I thinking? You mean to tell me you're broke? Wiped out? Flat busted? Bereft of funds?

  [Mac's features split into a you-know-what-eating grin] 

  Mac Robinson : Oh, Dan, I am so sorry! If there is anything I can do...

  Mac Robinson : [Dan holds out his hand, making various hands signs for 'money']  Oh, no, Dan, I make it a policy never to loan money to a friend.

  Dan Fielding : [Mac starts to walk away. Dan stands up and stares at him]  I hate you! You are scum! We were never friends!

  Mac Robinson : [grinning]  Nice try, amigo!

• Art Fensterman : Hey, Your Honor.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Hey, Art, what's up?

  Art Fensterman : I got a work order here for some graffiti eradication?

  Mac Robinson : Oh yeah, someone carved some letters into that last bench back there.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Really?

  Mac Robinson : Yeah, some pretty rough stuff about David and Julie Eisenhower.

  Art Fensterman : [shakes head]  Will they ever get any peace?