Night Court (TV Series)

The Nun (1984)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : Last call.

  Counselor : You are the most dispicable form of life I've ever met. You personify everything vile and ugly about men.

  Dan Fielding : I understand. You need more time.

  Counselor : Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Do you have any idea what the act of love is all about? You've reduced it to it's primitive form, made it in to some animalistic ritual totally devoid of any respect, humanity or commitment.

  Dan Fielding : So what do you say?

  Counselor : Okay.

  Dan Fielding : [They both leave the court room. Long pause, and then Dan walks back in]  Just kidding... Just kidding.

• Dan Fielding : Oh, counselor, counselor. I wanted to make sure you didn't misunderstand my intentions last night.

  Counselor : You wanted cheap, casual sex.

  Dan Fielding : Good, you didn't misunderstand.