Night Court (TV Series)

Yet Another Day in the Life (1989)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• [a mother is taken to court for assaulting a children's novelist because her son broke his arm imitating a character the novelist created] 

  Dr. Wiggle : Oh please, I never meant the boy any harm. / It was purely his folly that broke his arm. / The Snurt is a snoozle and not real at all. / You can't blame a snoozle for causing his fall.

  Christine Sullivan : But sir, the boy only climbed in the tree / because of a drawing on page thirty-three.

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Your honour, she hit the poor man with her shoe.

  Dr. Wiggle : You can see the spots clearly. Bump one and bump two.

  Christine Sullivan : I object.

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You object?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Overruled!

  Mac Robinson : This is stupid.

  Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : On Donner, on Blitzen, on Comet and Cupid!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Well I'm fining you fifty and that should be it.

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Now get outta here you dumb little shi...

  Judge Harry T. Stone : DAN!

• Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Your Honor, the defendants were arrested after a disturbance that erupted during a seminar on "Androids on Starfleet Command Vehicles."

  [pause] 

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Don't you guys ever just get loaded and hire a stripper?

• Mr. Robbins : At the proper pressure, my Gals are Indistructable. Might I demonstrate, Your Honor?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [Shrugging]  Be my guest...

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Sir,

  [watching Mr. Robbins blow up the sex doll] 

  Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Do you realize how long this is going to take

  Judge Harry T. Stone : No.

  [then with a sarcastic tone and big wide smile] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : But, I BET You Do.

  [Dan smile back just as widely]