Night Court (TV Series)

Yet Another Day in the Life (1989)

Patrick Richwood: Old Trekker

Quotes 

• New Trekker : Admit it, the old Enterprise was a piece of junk!

  Old Trekker : Oh, yeah? How would you like a Vulcan death grip?

  [They start to fight, Bull grabs them both by the collarbone] 

  New Trekker , Old Trekker : Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

  Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : How do you like the Baliff Bull grip?

• Old Trekker : Captain Kirk would never have allowed androids on the bridge! Rules are rules.

  New Trekker : Oh, yeah? He didn't seem to have any trouble breaking the Prime Directive anytime he felt like it!

  Old Trekker : Go suck on a Tribble!

  New Trekker : Go sit on a phaser!

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [Hitting the gavel]  Ooooh, None of that language in my courtroom.