Quotes
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Nikki White : I've got this big audition to dance in Las Vegas.
Marion : Somewhere near the airport I'm guessing.
Nikki White : I'm not a stripper. I'm a dancer and not a stripper dancer. A dancer dancer. I have studied jazz, tap and ballet. I have busted my ass since I was four years old.
Marion : Nice mouth for a ballerina.
Dwight White : Hey, come on. Both of you back off. This is my going away party and Nikki may not have been invited Mom but she's still a guest.
Nikki White : Thank you.
Marion : You're right honey. Where are my manners.
[She begins walking away]
Marion : Well, they're obviously not under her skirt or we'd all see them.
Nikki White : [to Dwight] Wow. This is my church skirt.
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Dwight White : [about Nikki] She can't do ballet because her breasts are too big.
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Dwight White : You're not getting my mom drunk, Nikki.
Nikki White : Look, when they clean a bear's teeth at the zoo, they don't just say, "Hop up in the chair and open wide." They shoot the thing with a dart first.
Dwight White : Hey, you know maybe she's coming to make peace. Look, I swear once you get to know my mom you're gonna love her.
[he checks his watch]
Dwight White : Hey, we got a couple of minutes. You wanna go do it in front of her picture? She'd hate that!
[the doorbell rings]
Nikki White : Oh, there she is. Hey, want to do it in front of her? She'd *really* hate that!
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Dwight White : Nikki?
Nikki White : Hey. Oh, God. Honey, I didn't want you to see me in this show.
[he holds up a bouquet of flowers]
Nikki White : And you bought me flowers and we can't afford flowers. Tell me you are a good husband and you stole those.