Quotes
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Ethel Davis : Oh this is ridiculous. We got to think of something. Harry?
Harry Stern : Eggshells, empty yoghurt cartons, fishbones...
Ethel Davis : Oh Harry, you're just talking a load of old rubbish.
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Ethel Davis : Look, lets go over the things that have gone wrong so far, eh?. Now so far we got 252 people...
Kim : 253.
Ethel Davis : 253 people coming, who each want full breakfast. We got nothing to feed them, and even if we did have something to feed them, we haven't got anyone to serve the food. And we've only got four chairs.
Eazi Target : I dont mind standing!
Kim : Oh what a gentleman.
Harry Stern : Well I do!
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Ethel Davis : Ah, do you remember the last time we went to France?
Harry Stern : Yes I do, actually.
Ethel Davis : We went over on that rubber ring...
Harry Stern : ...to France, yes, and they wouldn't let us in.
Ethel Davis : Well, you didn't have your passport. Frankly there weren't much room in your swimming trunks for a passport, was there?
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Ethel Davis : There's a key to understanding French. Now, in French, 'cheval' means 'horse'.
Kim : Yes...
Ethel Davis : And it's like that, the whole way through. They have a different word for each one of ours. It's clever, isn't it?
Kim : That's so simple!