No 73 (TV Series)
Fickle Fete (1985)
Michael Maynard: Frederick Crossfield
Quotes
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Kim : [leading someone out of the shed] Don't forget the prediction: married by next week! Another satisfied customer. Who's next?
Frederick Crossfield : Frederick Crossfield.
[hands over his ticket]
Kim : Thank you, Mr. Crossfield, I knew it'd be you.
Frederick Crossfield : Ah, you can see into the future.
Kim : Eh well, Ethel told me you'd be coming down this morning.
Frederick Crossfield : I know why you're doing this clairvoyant stuff, Yes, I've heard about crossing the palm with silver.
Kim : Yes, I've heard about that as well.
Frederick Crossfield : Will 10p. be alright?
Kim : Yes, I suppose i got... yes, 10p, here you go
[hands over ten pence and puts on her gypsy voice]
Kim : Now you come with me, and you will be lucky!
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Kim : And so that is what I see in the bowl, in the ball.
Frederick Crossfield : Goldfish?
Kim : Gimmie your palm. Oooh now look here, what, I see the travel line, maybe?
Frederick Crossfield : Well, I have been offered a job abroad...
Kim : Yes! look, the travel abroad line...
Frederick Crossfield : Bahrain.
Kim : But you're going whether it rains or not.
Frederick Crossfield : But they said that they would prefer a married man...
Kim : Oh yes, but you're maybe thinking of getting married?
Frederick Crossfield : I'm not married, no.
Kim : But I do see a little marriage maybe?
Frederick Crossfield : Well, I was saying to Ethel only the other day...
Kim : Yes, Ethel! Here, here is Ethel on the marriage line.
Frederick Crossfield : I thought that was a blister I got from washing the car.
Kim : Oh well, that's the washing line, but here on the marriage line, is you and Ethel getting married!
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Neil : Ere, mate, have you proposed yet or what?
Neil : I propose to do it here.
Neil : Great, I'll get the vicar.
Frederick Crossfield : Bishop.
Neil : Yeah.
Kim : Don't you think you should choose somewhere a little more intimate?
Frederick Crossfield : But this is the only place with black and white check floors.
Kim : Oh, you think that's going to sway her one way or the other?
Frederick Crossfield : Who?
Kim : Ethel.
Frederick Crossfield : Eh, does she play the game?
Neil : I reckon she knows the score by now, mate!
Frederick Crossfield : But you don't score in chess.
Frederick Crossfield : Yes, human chess, thats what I'm doing. What were you talking about?
Frederick Crossfield : I had no Idea! Congratulations!
Kim : No, not us, You and Ethel!
Frederick Crossfield : Me and Ethel?
Neil : She really fancies you, you know.
Kim : Yeah, she's never looked so well!