Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Norm Henderson : Shelly is interested in me because I did something for you.

  [leaning back in his chair realizing what's happened] 

  Norm Henderson : I knew if I did something unselfish, I would get something out of it!

  [motioning to himself] 

• Shelly Kilmartin : Did you really think we could have a long-term relationship based on a lie?

  Norm Henderson : Oh, you bet'cha.

  [grinning] 

• Norm Henderson : No, no - I think I know a way to get this guy.

  [referring to Lee, the guy Lurie's been trying to get] 

  Laurie Freeman : What do you mean?

  Norm Henderson : Well, ah, let me explain something to you, Lurie, you know, ah: in the animal kingdom the male lion is always interested in the lioness that has another male lion, that way it knows that the lioness is fertile and free of disease

  Laurie Freeman : Ohhhh!

  [understanding his point] 

  Norm Henderson : Yeah. And you are, right?

  Laurie Freeman : Yeah!

  Lee : [having just walked over with some paper work]  Hey, ah, Lurie, if you can give me that last total we can get the budget out today.

  Norm Henderson : Ahhh! Lurie, I love ya!

  [putting his hands on her shoulders] 

  Norm Henderson : Love ya! Every time I look at you I think: there is a girl, who is clean and can have a baby!