- Norm Henderson: Shelly is interested in me because I did something for you.
- [leaning back in his chair realizing what's happened]
- Norm Henderson: I knew if I did something unselfish, I would get something out of it!
- [motioning to himself]
- Shelly Kilmartin: Did you really think we could have a long-term relationship based on a lie?
- Norm Henderson: Oh, you bet'cha.
- [grinning]
- Danny Sanchez: Oh, ah, Mr. Denby! Um, ah, these are the guys I told you about from the Spanish-language newspaper that's doing an interview on me, and, ah, they want to take a picture of me and you shaking hands.
- [putting a hand out]
- Max Denby: [Denby recoils back, flailing since Danny is sick and he's trying to avoid getting sick] I'm not going to shake your hands, you're, you're stuffed full of germs like a virus piñata!
- Danny Sanchez: Please, sir, it's really important.
- Max Denby: No!
- [then watched the two reporters conversing in Spanish]
- Max Denby: What's a, what's a matter? What's he saying?
- Danny Sanchez: Ah, well, they're wondering why you won't touch me. They think you harbor resentment against me because I'm an up and coming latino.
- Max Denby: That's not, that's not true. I-I-I touch Hispanics all the time! I, ah-ah - not excessive touching, you know. Just, just when they ask for it.
- [stuttering and motioning with his hands]
- Max Denby: Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell them I, I'm not shaking your hands because you got a cold.
- [motioning to the reporters]
- Max Denby: El dirto! Ah-ah-ah-ah, sur la mano!
- Norm Henderson: No, no - I think I know a way to get this guy.
- [referring to Lee, the guy Lurie's been trying to get]
- Laurie Freeman: What do you mean?
- Norm Henderson: Well, ah, let me explain something to you, Lurie, you know, ah: in the animal kingdom the male lion is always interested in the lioness that has another male lion, that way it knows that the lioness is fertile and free of disease
- Laurie Freeman: Ohhhh!
- [understanding his point]
- Norm Henderson: Yeah. And you are, right?
- Laurie Freeman: Yeah!
- Lee: [having just walked over with some paper work] Hey, ah, Lurie, if you can give me that last total we can get the budget out today.
- Norm Henderson: Ahhh! Lurie, I love ya!
- [putting his hands on her shoulders]
- Norm Henderson: Love ya! Every time I look at you I think: there is a girl, who is clean and can have a baby!